11 3 / 2012
05 3 / 2012
24 2 / 2012
Everyone has been in a saddening, irritating, or pissy situation. A situation where you just want to sit and vent to your friends about how annoyed you are. Right now I’m targeting the aww-ers. I hate aww-ers with a deep, ever growing passion. Why? Because they’re irrelevant in every case of life and no help to anyone. Okay, here’s the scenario.
Your dog dies, and since you’re obviously a hot mess and in need some consoling, you go to a friend and all they have to say is “aww.”
Why?! What does simply saying “aww” do for ANYONE?! I am in no better place than I was before I talked to you thus talking to you was a total waste of time.
Aww-ing makes the situation 10 x’s more awkward. What exactly do I say to an “aww.” Think about it..name any situation in the world, and have someone ‘aww’ you. It’s awkward.
Scenario #2- You’re with your significant other and someone walks up and says “aww”…nothing else..just “aww.” What do you say? what CAN you say? Nothing!
Scenario #3- You fail a test. You’re obviously pissed because, well…you failed a test. Someone comes up (who didn’t fail their test) and says, “Awww”. Did that help you? Are you now inspired to ace the next test and not give up on life? No, you’re probably just irritated and feeling a little awkward.
Thanks aww-ers. You were SUCH a help.